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Le laboratoire \u00e9tait le seul b\u00e2timent de l’\u00eele. Sur la terrasse de celui-ci, le savant fou mettait au point les derniers r\u00e9glages de son \u00ab\u00a0G\u00e9n\u00e9rateur Universel de Rayons\u00a0\u00bb.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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L’appareil avait d\u00e9j\u00e0 produit le fameux \u00ab\u00a0Rayon Partiellement Blanchissant\u00a0\u00bb, ainsi que le destructeur \u00ab\u00a0Rayon Jaune\u00a0\u00bb, mais le Professeur inventait toujours, en modifiant les r\u00e9glages du \u00ab\u00a0GUR\u00a0\u00bb, un nouveau rayon. Il tripota quelques potentiom\u00e8tres, v\u00e9rifia tous les cadrans, ajusta finement une derni\u00e8re vis minuscule. \u00ab\u00a0Chargez les g\u00e9n\u00e9rateurs, Alexandre, puissance maximale\u00a0\u00bb.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Alexandre, son fid\u00e8le assistant, s’ex\u00e9cuta, et, pendant que l’\u00e9nergie s’accumulait, il donna un dernier coup de chiffon sur l’appareil, pour qu’il soit impeccable. Alexandre \u00e9tait un maniaque de l’ordre. Il pointa ensuite sur la cible que lui d\u00e9signa le Professeur, un \u00e9norme rocher isol\u00e9 \u00e0 quelques centaines de m\u00e8tres de l\u00e0. \u00ab\u00a0Le g\u00e9n\u00e9rateur est charg\u00e9, Professeur\u00a0\u00bb, dit Alexandre, \u00ab\u00a0et la cible est dans le collimateur.\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Le Professeur abaissa le levier de l’interrupteur principal. Le rayon invisible frappa le rocher.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00ab\u00a0Mais, si je peux me permettre\u00a0\u00bb, d\u00e9clara Alexandre, \u00a0\u00bb votre rayon n’a aucun effet, Professeur Macron!\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00ab\u00a0Excellente d\u00e9duction, Alexandre, j’ai invent\u00e9 un rayon qui ne fait rien, absolument rien, \u00e0 part faire parler de son inventeur! G\u00e9nial, non? Comment l’appellerons nous? Le Rayon En Marche? Ou le Rayon Castex?\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n

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